{Just a note before I begin... I wrote this after a crazy crazy crazy wedding reception with my possibly drunk cousin and my not so sane brother... can't say I'm all here either (I had to type this intro at least a dozen times before I got it right if that tells you anything)... (make that a bakers dozen)}
Inanna attended my cousin's wedding with me, and my family being as strange as it is there were... props to go along with the different songs that played at the reception. Inanna may have had a bit too much fun. She wandered off after having a few drinks, and I didn't see her again until the morning. This is what I found...
Mindy: what the....
Inanna: *foot twitches*
Inanna: umff
Mindy: Inanna... whoa! what?... why? huh?!
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Inanna: *itch scratch itch*
Inanna: *rolls off hat*
Mindy: oooh crack!
Inanna: *shifts*
Mindy: uh, Inanna... Inanna...... wakey wakey time
Inanna: hnnnmm? *rubbing eyes*
Mindy: you need to um... yeah... wake up
Inanna: what do you want? I was having this dream about Amon and I ... *pauses* nevermind. What do you want?
Mindy: your uh... booty is showing
Inanna: ... my what?
Mindy: *points*
Inanna: *looks down* aww darn
Inanna: *pulls panties up*
Mindy: so Inanna, what exactly did... you do?
Inanna: what did I... *flashes back*
*cue background music*
What's The Time?
Well It's Gotta Be Close To Midnight
My Body's Talking To Me
It Says, 'Time For Danger'
It Says 'I Wanna Commit A Crime
Wanna Be The Cause Of A Fight
Wanna Put On A Tight Skirt And Flirt
With A Stranger'
I've Had A Knack From Way Back
At Breaking The Rules Once I Learn The Games
Get Up - Life's Too Quick
I Know Someplace Sick
Where This Chick'll Dance In The Flames
We Don't Need Any Money
I Always Get In For Free
You Can Get In Too
If You Get In With Me
Let's Go Out Tonight
I Have To Go Out Tonight
You Wanna Play?
Let's Run Away
We Won't Be Back
Before It's Christmas Day
Take Me Out Tonight (Meow)
When I Get A Wink From The Doorman
Do You Know How Lucky You'll Be?
That You're On Line With The Feline Of
Avenue B
Let's Go Out Tonight
I Have To Go Out Tonight
You Wanna Prowl
Be My Night Owl?
Well Take My Hand We're Gonna Howl
Out Tonight
In The Evening I've Got To Roam
Can't Sleep At In The City Of Neon And Chrome
Feels Too Damn Much Like Home
When The Spanish Babies Cry
So Let's Find A Bar
So Dark We Forget Who We Are
And All The Scars From The
Nevers And Maybes Die
Let's Go Out Tonight
Have To Go Out Tonight
You're Sweet
Wanna Hit The Street?
Wanna Wail At The Moon Like A Cat In Heat?
Just Take Me Out Tonight
*music fade out*
Please Take Me Out Tonight
Don't Forsake Me - Out Tonight
I'll Let You Make Me - Out Tonight
Tonight - Tonight - Tonight
*back in the now*
Inanna: ah... nothing ... heh
EXTRA!
Inanna: if you ever bring this up again.... *insert light saber sound effects here*
~THE {rear} END~
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